Bitch please. I'm fabulous.

18. F. I like cats rather alot.

Some people say they like really clichéd things like pina coladas and walks in the rain so I thought I might share the things that I like.

  • When Rex purposefully walks over my feet, the little pads of his paws are so cold against the top of my bare feet, it feels so weird. 
  • The feel of running Rex’s tail between my fingers so cold and soft.
  • The moment when I check my bank balance and I have more money then expected. Normally due to a donation from mum as opposed to being a smart spender.
  • That excellent moment when you realise you are actually not as sober as you think quite drunk. 
  • Being up before anyone else, driving around on the borderline of sunrise, it feels like you are in another country.
  • Finding a ring that fits my little sausage fingers.. it really is an achievement. 
  • Pokemon
  • When Dad shakes my hand and says “well done mate!” His smile would be enough.
  • Hanging out with my family. They are fucking mental sometimes. 
  • Laughing. Laughing with friends. Laughing so hard the more weaker bladdered people might even wee a bit. 
  • Finding out someone you hate has got fat. Gah I’m such a bitch. 
  • Sharing laughs with mum.
  • Finding out something excellent you didn’t know. Like the fact mum is leasing a cargo shed on the waterfront with excellent sea views. 
  • Perfectly boiled eggs - not completely hard boiled but not really runny either.
  • Waking up on the first day of the holidays and just lying in bed and listening.
6 months ago